Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Repair a Stargazer.

Help a player vanquish a boss

All Trophies obtained

Completed all Torments

Destroyed the Red Judge aspect in Nihil