You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You befriended your father.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.