Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Good job! Completed all tasks!

Find Dan's special note.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

All minigames found!

You reached a higher state of mind. Or at least some peace and quiet.

Browse through all of the TV channels.

Sleep for more than one hour.

Meet B-12.

Meow 100 times.

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Quit the game and then start it again.