Drawn to Death
Drawn to Death
1/1
7/7
7/7
13/13100%
I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :)
Earn all other trophies in the game.
1/24/2018
6:34:14 AM
Ultra Rare 0.1%
Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.
Play and finish 10 matches.
1/22/2018
11:50:17 PM
Very Rare 8.7%
But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in a match.
1/22/2018
9:30:12 PM
Rare 27.6%
Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.
1/22/2018
10:59:30 PM
Very Rare 5.2%
Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.
Complete Training.
1/22/2018
11:17:09 PM
Rare 45.5%
Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
1/23/2018
4:07:52 AM
Ultra Rare 2.0%
I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!
1/23/2018
4:09:48 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?
Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!
1/22/2018
9:45:52 PM
Ultra Rare 0.6%
Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
1/23/2018
12:04:07 AM
Ultra Rare 3.4%
Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
1/23/2018
12:36:03 AM
Very Rare 7.9%
I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
1/23/2018
12:27:33 AM
Very Rare 6.0%
Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.
Get 100 kills.
1/23/2018
12:14:56 AM
Ultra Rare 3.4%
Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
1/24/2018
6:34:14 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!
Get 50 kills with The Hand.
1/23/2018
12:40:27 PM
Ultra Rare 0.2%
Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
1/22/2018
10:09:17 PM
Rare 11.9%
Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.
Play and finish 20 matches.
1/23/2018
1:14:39 AM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
1/22/2018
11:37:59 PM
Ultra Rare 4.9%
That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art.
Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.
1/24/2018
12:02:12 AM
Ultra Rare 0.1%
Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it.
Get 600 kills.
1/24/2018
12:23:30 AM
Ultra Rare 0.4%
Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.
Play and finish 50 matches.
1/23/2018
3:52:40 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!
Get 1st place in 25 matches.
1/23/2018
3:11:13 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.
Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.
1/23/2018
12:26:06 PM
Ultra Rare 0.4%
When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.
Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.
1/22/2018
10:59:29 PM
Ultra Rare 0.5%
Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.
Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.
1/24/2018
6:30:34 AM
Ultra Rare 0.1%
Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!
Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.
1/24/2018
3:45:27 AM
Ultra Rare 0.1%