Get Ranger Team Delta sent after you

Set off the nuke in Ranger Citadel before going to LA

Make peace between the Atchisons and Topekans

Give the Night Terror 20 pieces of candy

Send the nuke to the DBM

Meet Ralphy's dad with Ralphy in tow

Restore Rodia's mayor to office

Put the Robbinsons in power in Angel Oracle

Convince the Mannerites to stop eating people

Kill all of the God's Militia leadership

Dig up all the holes at Redondo Beach

Learn Combat Shooting

Intervene in a God's Militia execution

Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume

Use the code from Finster's head to get into Darwin's underground complex

Find all of the world map caches

Apply 20 weapon mods

Get 3 goats following the party at once

Find the hidden cache of extraterrestrial cartridges

Survive a combat encounter with only 1 party member standing

Read every lore entry in the game

Go to Los Angeles

Allow Vargas to detonate the nuke