Use every available toilet in South Park and achieve the highest mastery level for each

Put a stop to racism in South Park

Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Unlock all combat TimeFarts

Craft 10 distinct recipes

Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Pick a fight with Morgan Freeman and defeat him

Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Win while 3 Allies are downed at the end of combat

Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Use a Summon

Equip powers from 4 different classes

Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Acquire and unlock all Summons

Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa