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King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Very Rare 7.1%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
1/10/2014
3:05:33 PM
Common 97.3%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
1/10/2014
3:11:54 PM
Common 86.4%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
1/10/2014
3:07:35 PM
Common 82.2%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
1/10/2014
3:07:27 PM
Common 82.1%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Rare 28.5%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Rare 36.7%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
1/10/2014
3:13:42 PM
Common 71.1%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
2/9/2014
6:43:44 PM
Rare 42.3%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Rare 26.0%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Rare 28.6%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Rare 29.5%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Rare 20.1%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Very Rare 9.5%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Very Rare 9.6%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Rare 40.5%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
Rare 30.0%
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Rare 11.2%
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
Very Rare 9.6%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
Rare 24.1%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Rare 15.3%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
Very Rare 9.7%
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
Very Rare 7.2%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
Rare 15.3%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
2/9/2014
6:31:59 PM
Rare 17.6%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
Rare 14.4%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
Rare 11.5%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
Rare 12.7%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Rare 10.2%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
2/9/2014
7:21:12 PM
Rare 38.9%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Rare 25.8%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Rare 12.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Rare 16.9%
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
Very Rare 7.4%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
Rare 15.3%