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Eat Lead
MikeKeese
8/3/2009
1/1
2/2
9/9
39/39
100%
39
Players
66%
Avg Completion
18
100% Earned
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Eat Lead
1/1
2/2
9/9
39/39
100%
King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
8/3/2009
9:17:17 AM
Very Rare 7.1%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
7/24/2009
3:08:01 AM
Common 97.3%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
7/24/2009
3:10:24 AM
Common 86.4%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
7/24/2009
3:10:13 AM
Common 82.1%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
7/24/2009
3:11:33 AM
Common 82.1%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
7/24/2009
5:45:32 AM
Rare 28.5%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
7/24/2009
3:12:48 AM
Rare 36.6%
Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
7/24/2009
3:24:06 AM
Common 71.1%
Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
7/24/2009
3:35:59 AM
Common 56.5%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
7/24/2009
4:04:53 AM
Rare 42.2%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
7/24/2009
5:54:46 AM
Rare 28.7%
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
7/24/2009
4:38:14 AM
Rare 40.3%
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
7/28/2009
7:11:32 AM
Rare 14.5%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
7/25/2009
8:44:54 AM
Rare 26.0%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
7/25/2009
7:18:20 AM
Rare 28.6%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
7/24/2009
8:54:38 AM
Rare 29.5%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
7/24/2009
5:50:47 AM
Rare 30.8%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
7/26/2009
7:14:16 AM
Rare 20.1%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
7/24/2009
6:11:06 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
7/28/2009
4:32:48 AM
Very Rare 9.6%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
7/24/2009
4:11:50 AM
Rare 40.5%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
7/27/2009
8:54:35 AM
Rare 11.2%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
7/24/2009
5:43:46 AM
Rare 30.0%
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
7/29/2009
2:19:48 AM
Rare 11.2%
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
7/30/2009
7:18:08 PM
Very Rare 9.6%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
7/24/2009
8:44:23 AM
Rare 24.1%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
7/28/2009
4:10:56 AM
Rare 15.3%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
8/3/2009
9:17:08 AM
Very Rare 9.7%
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
8/3/2009
9:17:16 AM
Very Rare 7.2%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
7/28/2009
4:11:04 AM
Rare 15.3%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
7/28/2009
4:14:41 AM
Rare 17.6%
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
7/24/2009
3:30:52 AM
Common 72.0%
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
7/24/2009
3:46:59 AM
Common 64.6%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
7/24/2009
3:55:08 AM
Rare 14.4%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
7/24/2009
3:59:47 AM
Rare 11.5%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
7/24/2009
4:33:35 AM
Rare 12.7%
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
7/24/2009
5:47:38 AM
Rare 10.2%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
7/24/2009
6:06:42 AM
Rare 10.2%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
7/24/2009
5:02:56 AM
Rare 38.9%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
7/24/2009
9:45:08 AM
Rare 28.8%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
7/25/2009
9:25:06 AM
Rare 25.8%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
7/25/2009
7:53:30 AM
Rare 25.6%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
7/27/2009
8:12:02 AM
Rare 19.8%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
7/28/2009
7:11:58 AM
Rare 12.3%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
7/25/2009
9:50:55 AM
Rare 19.5%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
7/26/2009
7:46:49 AM
Rare 17.7%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
7/26/2009
7:48:55 AM
Rare 17.7%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
7/27/2009
9:26:43 AM
Rare 16.9%
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"
7/28/2009
7:36:48 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
7/28/2009
4:08:53 AM
Rare 15.3%
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
7/28/2009
4:10:14 AM
Rare 15.3%