Complete all sections of the tutorial

Get "In the Zone" (get Gold Gloves)

Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

Parry Crimson Fang's double uppercut attack (Grudge Match Mode)

Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Without getting hit, block all of Showtime's punches in a single match

Wipe a gallon of Octopunch's ink off

Defeat all Pro Circuit fighters

Defeat all Champion Circuit fighters

Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 7,000,000 on the World-Class Circuit

Defeat all fighters without taking damage (Grudge Match Mode)

Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Get 10,000 points on stamina mode Reflex Alley

Throw Showtime's money back at him when he's down

Complete hard mode Heavy Bag without making more than 5 mistakes