Obtained all the trophies! Yay, you!

You've defeated 10,000 monsters! Wow.

You've gone on 100+ adventures.

You've found 75% of the items in the game.

You've defeated 1,000 monsters!

You've defeated 5,000 monsters!

You've vanquished the Mysterious Curry Tower!

You've enhanced equipment to level +99.

You have cleared the Magic Tower, Maze of Initial Resolve!

You have cleared the Flaming Volcano!

You have cleared the Grain-y Wilds!

You've made sweet, delicious curry for the first time!

You've learned your first skill! Daw!

You've opened your first treasure chest.

You've weakened equipment to level -7!

You've defeated 500 monsters!

You've played this fine game for an hour...and counting!