Sit through the intro

Buy the Gators shoes

Run naked on the football field

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Give Big Foot some shoes

Find the perfectly round boulder

Lick the croissant

Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Find the trainstation

Find the shady merchant

Enter the super secret container rave

Jump off all Ramps

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

Start the Alien invasion

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

You touched the servers

Find all Broken Relics

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Take a ride on Charons boat

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

Find the Deep Stone

Find the Space Stone

Complete all Instincts