Obtain all trophies and reap the ultimate reward

Beat the game only ever using an umbrella as your melee weapon

Set Grandma's pot on fire

Upgrade the bomb ability

Upgrade the arrow ability

Gain a devoted fan

Purchase 12 stat upgrades

Collect all weapons

Take a midnight stroll with Jefferson

Have a gang of 10+ forest spirits follow you

100% Complete the game

Get a forest spirit through security.

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