Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Invade Albion

Invade Tunguska

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Complete all odd jobs

Collect all posters

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades