Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You befriended your father.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You've farted on people 100 times.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.